West By North West

A late-night text exchange between the 21st century’s most influential marketing icons

Monday December 5th, 3:35AM

Malibu, CA

KIM: u up? 🍆

YE: 👀

KIM: whats wrong w/u?!?

YE: ?

KIM: hitler? ⟳⟳⟳ wtf?

YE: just walkin in love, love somebody gotta be honest

KIM: honey the lithium only works when you take it are u taking it???

YE: aint ur concern no more 🤬

KIM: tonite had to explain to North that dad showing up on Alex Jones dressed up like Gihadi John raving about hitler was just a big misunderstanding ⟳⟳⟳ whats going on??

YE: bitch whuz dressin u? What was dat shit at fashion week girl?

KIM: dont change the subj and im 👗myself now thank you my 334M followers seem to be good with it

YE: whaevz 👎

KIM: honey im really worried bout u and not just cuz ur destroying your brand, which you are ⟳⟳⟳ were divorced now so whats mine is mine and whats yours is…well…dwindling

YE: i made u u know it ⟳⟳⟳ nobody be watchin your crazyass show without me in it bitch ⟳⟳⟳ when am I gonna see my kids?

KIM: 🫣 gonna just let that slide ur hurting u can 👁️ the kids after ur back on lithium and im there too ⟳⟳⟳ North, East Chicago and Southwest send ❤️ from all directions ⟳⟳⟳ just dont get where all that venoms coming from ur such a sweet person ur watching too much crazy shit online ⟳⟳⟳ look we had a family meeting and…

YE: see im still makin you bet you videoed it and ill see it on hulu next week bitch what u gonna do without me?

KIM: just because we filmed it doesnt make it any less real honey ⟳⟳⟳ anyway Chloe and I want you to just apologize to everybody im emailing you my crisis publicist trust me she turns 💩 into 🪙 ⟳⟳⟳ mom thinks you should stay on this insane red wave ur riding she says to sell ur 👟 on Alex Jones maybe rename them meanzees   Courtney thinks you should just sell them online yourself and pay Kyrie Irving to wear them Kylie thinks you should rebrand them as the official footwear for white supremacy

YE: yo dat aint me baby i dont do white supremacy why do people think that?

KIM: Well, I dont know but maybe having a very public bromance with the loudest white supremacist nut on the planet might have something to do with it

*** 7 min delay ***

YE: just found my pills

KIM: did you take them?

YE: yeah

KIM: ❤️

YE: god tell me that f!@# albino dude aint there

KIM: honey pete davidson and I arent seeing each other anymore so pls stop it with the murderous cartoons

YE: he was never good enough 4 u

KIM: awwwww

YE: so confused baby 🥵 cant help but react creatively to everything goin on ⟳⟳⟳ its like society puts out all these messages and it channels thru me like a ⚡ an shit just starts spinning and I cant filter nothin 😭

KIM: I know

*** 24 minute delay ***

KIM: fell asleep suns coming up here ⟳⟳⟳ I think you should get off social media for awhile Elon did u a favor just unplug and go hang out in Wyoming.

YE: 👍

KIM: promise?

YE: you come visit me with the kids?

KIM: if you stop it with all this insane shit i have 334M followers and one of us is still a billionaire so theres a lot at stake hanging around u but….yeah id consider it

YE: awwwww

KIM: I can see a storyline where u get through recovery and rebrand everything under a great big redemption banner ⟳⟳⟳ everybody loves an epic redemption story it could cover maybe two seasons ⟳⟳⟳ season 5 will she take him back 😍 lol??

YE: girl u think of everything

KIM: yes I do remember if were gonna control other peoples thoughts we have to get control over our own ⟳⟳⟳ your followers are down to that nasty little group of people that have completely lost control over theirs…dont go down with them 💔

YE: 🤐